1) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate



2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u
sneeze u ll say HUTCH

3 ) U can become an engineer if u study in
engineering college. U cannot become a president if
u study in Presidency College




4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u
cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop



5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a
software engineer cannot bcom a software



6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world
in world cup



7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.


8)Yennadhan nee Software Engineera irundhalum swine flu virsusku Antivirus protection poda mudiyaadhu.."

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